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Joke of the Day
"You heard about the concert last friday? Heard it was hardcore. Some people went ballistic."
Next Joke
"If you don't swear when you're driving, you aren't paying enough attention to the road."
"Doctor Doctor I've got bad teeth foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!"
"Son: Can you teach me about fractions? Me: Sure. I love 2/3 of my children."
"I got a purebred Beagle puppy for my wife I thought it was an awesome trade."
"Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids? Because it'd Krampus style."
"It hurts when you go to un friend someone only to discover they beat you to it"
"Hey dad I'm tired! There's a nap for that. :)"
"Leg Chat: What did the left leg say to the right leg? Q: What did the left leg say to the right leg? A: ""That one in the middle thinks he's hard."""
"I have a tattoo of a gigantic bruise on my left ankle in case anyone ever asks me to go hiking. Or help them move."