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Joke of the Day

"I would make an alliance of agnostics... but I'm not sure how I feel about that."

"Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC? Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99"

"What has 2 heads and six legs? Nirvana"

"What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween? I'll be Bach."

"*walks up to bouncer* ""sorry pal, this is a private country club"" *peeks inside* [everybody's fist pumping hard as heck to kenny chesney]"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but I don't know how they get in there."

"Have you heard the one about the sick chemist? If you can't helium and you can't curium, you'll probably have to barium."

"McDonalds just started their Monopoly game again with an increased 1 in 4 chance of winning a prize/obesity/explosive diarrhea!"

"How do you know that an introvert likes you? He looks at your shoes instead of his."

"Why does the addict avoid going to the bank? Because he suffers from cash withdrawals."