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Joke of the Day

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"What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadrabador"
"Have you see the film about the guy who can't stop crywanking? It was a tearjerker."
"Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario"
"My friend said they didn't want to die abroad... But I thought they already were one?"
"If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty."
"90s kids won't get this... Social Security benefits."
"I met a Buffalo Sabers fan once."
"What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity"
"[interrogation] ""Where were u on the night of the 3rd?"" Stabbing a homeless man. ""Louder for the tape?"" Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift."