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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his cheeks Both of them"

"A man told me there was a Pikachu in the back of his white van. When I jumped in, it appeared that he was mistaken."

"I would make a fitness joke But it just wouldn't work out.."

"Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup? Because one more would have been too farty."

"I really hate people who never have bread for breakfast... You can say I'm lack toast intolerant I'll ^see ^^myself ^^^out"

"Dear masturbating astronauts... In space. No one can hear you cream"

"How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper? Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge."

"I think the girl I just met may be a goddess... because even though she's never talked to me, later tonight billions will be massacred by my hand in her name."

"What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker? A box hedge fund!"

"My husband asked what Vine was while reading a BOOK. Hahaha 1910 called, it wants its intellect strengthening form of entertainment back!"