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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day Give a woman a fish and you're 'that weird fish guy.'"

"Why are orphans so bad at poker...? they don't know what a full house is"

"Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes."

"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"

"Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not"

"I can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"

"My two year-old has begun shouting ""The end!"" in a sing-song voice when he wants you to stop talking to him. Going to try this myself."

"What's the difference between a baby and a feminist? I don't want to punch the baby in the fucking face."

"My wife was on eBay this afternoon... No bids yet"

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Is fucking intense..."