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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
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"I told my girlfriend to give me the worst handjob ever. I was surprised she could pull it off."
"What do you call the unjust murder of someone? Out of the Blue."
"I just found out a distant relative of mine has eaten three people. It's a lot to digest..."
"I remember the face of every person who doesn't say ""thank you"" when I hold open the door for them."
"How do you Think the Unthinkable? With an Itheburg."
"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."
"""You'll never see him coming!"" - Quote by Stevie Wonder"
"For those who can't eat their vegetables bc of the wheelchair: There IS a chocolate shake with every one, all you have to do is pull out the straw. Edit: a word"
"When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment ""nice"" on everyones old pool pics"