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Joke of the Day

"here is a self depreciating joke. **Q: What is the difference between me and a brick?** A: Bricks get laid"

"I'm unclear on that of which you speak. Please elaborate, Willis."

"What is nine inches long and keeps a woman up screaming all night? Sudden Infant Death Syndrome"

"Global warming is partially bullshit. About 18% http://www.fao.org/ag/magazine/0612sp1.htm"

"A day without sunshine is like, night."

"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"

"Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept running out of the pen..."

"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean? I've never had a lima bean on my face."

"Him: I love nerd girls Me: Did you know that having red beard hair happens if you only have 1 mutated MC1R gene? Him: no. not like that."

"Logic What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album? Their response Flexicution"