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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to start my vegan diet but apparently cannibalism is frowned upon."
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"What kind of currency do they use in space? http://i.imgur.com/vfZp1nP.jpg"
"When I get naked my shower gets turned on."
"If her age is on the clock then she's ready for the cock"
"The phrase ""you two deserve each other"" sounds like a compliment, but never is."
"How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew"
"Gf: do I look fat in these pants? Brain: oh god it's a trap, this is what we've been training for Me: I've seen worse Brain: WTF MAN"
"Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces? Because it's sham poo."
"Whats's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"A Doctor told a man he had chronic constipation. His response.. ''No shit!''"