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Joke of the Day
"Oh you wear sunglasses inside? lt must be sunny on planet cool."
Next Joke
"What do you call a gay orgy? A fruit salad"
"[to other patients in psychiatrist's waiting room] I'm not like you people. This is court mandated."
"What did the Mexican say when a gust of wind blew his homework out the window? Come back essay!"
"I have that eating disorder where I threw up once cause I ate too much candy and now I nod knowingly when someone says they're bulimic."
"What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now? I told you it would rain, dear."
"Look me in the eyes when I'm lying to you."
"I remember when I discovered Santa Claus was just my dad I still don't know how he snuck out every year to deliver presents all over the world."
"Did you hear about the surgeon who slipped whilst performing a circumcision?........ ......................he got the sack!"
"My girl must be planning a big April fools joke or something. She's been agreeing w/ me all morning. Either that or she got mad cow disease."