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Joke of the Day

"Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn? To spruce things up a bit."

"Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys? A LockSith."

"That girl from The Exorcist was a real head turner"

"How can a male get a maid for free? He gets married."

"I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me."

"I sexually identify as an invisible dad. I'm trans-parent."

"I don't know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell."

"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"

"My wife is so ugly... Our towels say ""His"" and ""Its""!"

"Why does a dog lick it's balls? Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out."