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Joke of the Day
"I don't know why so many people blame their air conditioning for their inability to spell."
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"Don't post negative things here Electrons"
"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get toThe second hand shop."
"If attacked by a bear you should play dead. If that doesn't work play ""Total Eclipse Of The Heart"". Bears love that song."
"If you have a donkey and I have a rooster, and your donkey bites off my roosters feet. What do you have? 2 feet of my cock in your ass"
"What do you get if an elephant has sex with a rabbit? A dead rabbit with a gaping asshole."
"*turns on shower* *shower whispers ""eat donuts for breakfast"" & ""get drunk tonight""* Me: Wow, that's some serious water pressure"
"Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal? They are both more enjoyable with dates!"
"Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did."
"Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane."