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Joke of the Day
"Why was the owl afraid of Raidoactivity Because it was made of Hootonium"
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"What type of bees make milk? BOOBIES!"
"Hey baby, have you got a time machine? Cuz' I could go back in time to approach you with a better pickup line than this one"
"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boobee!"
"Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator? A. Why are you shaking? She's going to eat me!"
"Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together... But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes."
"Doctor Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!"
"I always thought air was free Until I bought a bag of chips."
"Why did Trump bring his dog to the rally ? Because he likes it *ruffed up* !"
"Its not gay if its a three way The two other guys promised."