100138
Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the movie constipated? It hasn't come out yet."
Next Joke
"Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting? So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form ""wear"""
"What's the difference between Trump and cancer? Cancer killed Jobs"
"TIL I'm bad at posting at the right subreddit"
"Eye jokes aren't funny They're really cornea."
"What goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum."
"i just realized there are more toes in the world than people"
"What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs? Condescending"
"Such double standards. My wife sleeps with like 10 pillows and I don't get mad but when... I pull out my dakimakura she threatens with divorce."
"An Alzheimer's patient walks into bar... to get to the other side."