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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a rabbi... A priest and a rabbi see a young boy. Priest: ""Let's fuck him."" Rabbi: ""Out of what?"""

"Confucius Say Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time"

"Guys, you're spraying on too much. It's a reason the word ""cologne"" rhymes with ""alone""."

"An opinion without 3.1415926535897932.... is just an onion."

"Irreconcilable differences The judge says to Mickey, ""I can't grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy."" ""I didn't say she was crazy,"" says Mickey, ""I said she was fucking Goofy!"""

"Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas? ...because he was a moo-slim."

"Do you think horses feel remorse? They have such long faces."

"So I see your name is tiff I should hook you up with my friend gif, he's just like you only a little more animated"

"Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."

"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."