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Joke of the Day
"I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet."
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"Fun fact: The average fight between men lasts 30 seconds. The average fight between women lasts 30 years."
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"What is a porn star's favorite allergy medicine? (NSFW?) Bend'n'dryl"
"I think it's lame how Justin Bieber has millions of Beliebers yet Queen Latifah only has like 8 Beliefahs."
"Step1) Buy 100 cans of tuna Step2) Drain the cans into a bucket Step3) Soak ur cloths in the tuna water Step4) Go outside & get all the cats"
"Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero."
"My girlfriend got D for Christmas from her Math teacher."
"When a blonde goes to London on a plane how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row"
"It'd be pretty messed up if the cure for cancer was in those end-slices of bread."