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Joke of the Day
"Any sink has a garbage disposal if you push hard enough."
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"He told me I was the ""bee's knees"". I believe I merit being compared to something more like a lemur's femur. Who doesn't love Zoboomafoo?"
"I wonder if John McCain plays with plastic Army men and pretends he's President at home."
"""Dave's coming over."" -Dave from work or Dave that doesn't know how doors work? [doorknob sorta jiggles for like 20 minutes]"
"TIL there is a real place called The Cake is a Lie seriously, what do you expect from me?"
"How come you never see black people on ships? They aint falling for that shit again."
"What was the first thing Abraham Lincoln told his friends when they asked him how he got an STD? Four whore and seven beers ago...."
"What's the name of that German Video game with the polite gorilla? Danke Kong"
"Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual 400,000. That man would do just about anything to avoid paying the taxes."
"Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming."