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Joke of the Day

"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They pushed two twins together to make a king."

"What do you call a Chinese pilot? A pilot you racist!"

"Teenagers are so cute when they think you won't hit them"

"Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory."

"Look, lady, you can either be disappointed that I have an average penis, or excited that I have a GIGANTIC micropenis."

"My love life."

"There is no point of running away form a sniper. You will die from exhaustion."

"Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep."

"Password must contain a capital letter, a number, a plot, a protagonist with some character development, and a surprise ending."

"People are so wary of technology still. I grew up living directly under high power lines & only have 1 sentient mole that orders me to kill."