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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to the doctor... He says, ""Doc, every time I drink coffee I feel a sharp pain in my right eye."" The doctor asks, ""Did you take out the spoon?"""

"*yawning at an art museum* ""I already saw that on Tumblr."""

"I am... A joke !"

"KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom. DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom? KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid."

"Latvian man goes to buy iPhone.. Premise ridiculous! iPhone cannot be use to farm potato. Also, salesman die of malnourish."

"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle."

"I just broke up with my blind girlfriend. We just didn't see eye to eye anymore."

"Fractions are like sex... It's improper when the bigger one's on top."

"668 The neighbour of the beast."

"Whatsapp and BBM have been ranked 2nd and 3rd as the best for gossip.Women continue to rule at No. 1."