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Joke of the Day

"What do I have in common with neutrinos ? We're both constantly penetrating your mom"

"How do you fit an elephant into a string bikini? You take the ""s"" out of ""sex"" and the ""f"" out of ""way."""

"If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like wow look at you, you are really good at wine."

"How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night? He used a skeleton key."

"""LeBron has cramps""... I get those every month you baby."

"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."

"I keep my head held high because I know there's a beautiful deaf, mute & blind woman out there that's going to find me irresistible one day."

"Yo momma so dumb, she wanted to try Salsa dancing but she couldn't get the jar open."

"I found a spider in my protein powder today I politely asked him to get out of my whey."

"My phone number is one digit off from a local restaurant's. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll take reservations."