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Joke of the Day
"What do I have in common with neutrinos ? We're both constantly penetrating your mom"
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"""We heard reports that some guy saw a snowflake one time somewhere so we better cancel 5,000 flights."" - Airlines"
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Cos they got big fingers."
"I once had a llama."
"I want to know the backstory of when an eyelash turns evil and says ""That's it. I'm done protecting the eye. I'm going in to destroy it now"""
"What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!"
"There are only two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"*A group of cannibals eating a pie* This is amazing, what did you do different? ""Well, I used fresh Barry's"""
"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Huh, would you look at that, it was a tie."
"How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side."