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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy whose left arm and left leg got chopped off? He died."

"Stereotyping people because of their religion is not nice. Whether they be a Christian, a Jew, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Atheist, or a terrorist."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Then a table...then a chair."

"What language do bees speak? The beesnese"

"How do you you ask your male friend to shave your body? You don't."

"What comes after Q Jokes? /r/Jokes"

"A telemarketer called and said,""can I speak with the man of the house."" I replied, ""sure"" and gave the phone to the cat."

"No thanks Facebook Live, if I wanted to see people doing stupid things in real time I'd just go visit my family."

"I needed to get a treasure hunter's attention so I shouted ""AU!"""

"i sneezed and all my butt drugs fell out"