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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine? A: Nobody knows, but whatever it is, it knits its own sweaters."

"If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works."

"A very very short joke Bend over Genie, a wish is a wish!"

"Customer Service Person: is there anything else I can help you with today? Me: Is this a date? It feels like a date now."

"I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat to help him with the laundry."

"How does an Asgardian like his parties? Loki"

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!! - Shorty"

"What do you call a crowd-sourced internet database for turntables? Wiki-Wiki-Wikipedia"

"I m at the ATM when a robber holding his gun at my back... He asks: do you want to see your family again? I said ""no"". We both had a good laugh."

"I was walking through... I was walking through a graveyard on my way to work earlier when I saw a man crouched beside a headstone. ""Morning"" I said, he goes ""nah, just having a shit."""