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Joke of the Day

"Witch: Doctor I can't help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there's nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don't like them being pulled."

"Where do terrorists store their money? In the West Bank"

"What animal did they have in concentration camps? Dachau"

"A Jewish boy asks his father for $20 Jewish boy: dad can I please have 20 dollars? Jewish dad: 10 dollars?!? What do you need 5 dollars for?"

"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"

"What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline"

"Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear? Because he was Russian."

"Me: Hey, I'm going to say a knock knock joke, but you have to start me off! Them: Okay.. knock knock Me: Who's there? Them: *confused silence*"

"*el chapo dies* God: okay I'm gonna have to send you to hell Chapo: ok *3 weeks later* Angel: El Chapo has escaped from hell"

"Why did the virus get a ticket? Because he was driving under the influenza......"