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Joke of the Day

"What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common? They love to swim in gold coins."

"Timmy comes home with a bad maths test result Dad: ""If your next test result is bad, I won't think you as my son."" A few days later Dad: ""How was your history test?"" Timmy: ""Who the hell are you?"""

"What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans? A full set of teeth"

"Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night? Because he was empty inside."

"I'd like to thank my dad for always being there for me From the day I was conceived to the day he found out my mom was pregnant"

"What's white, hard, and 12 inches long? Nothing."

"Three words to ruin a man's ego...? ""Is it in?"""

"I started a company.. ...with my wife. Then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd."

"Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as ""acts of God."""

"what does clark kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos"