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Joke of the Day

"I was so upset - I lost the spelling bee when I couldn't spell ""Armageddon"" But my friend said ""don't worry, it's not the end if the world!"""

"Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 10. It's simple meth."

"What does a cannibal call a skateboarder? Meals on wheels."

"What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria? Make way, children."

"wow thanks for dying grandpa that shit is blowing up my Facebook"

"Grim Reaper: I'm here for the sole! Waiter: *whimpering* omg can I... can I say bye to my family? Grim Reaper: uh, no, the fish special."

"Hi, I'm a high paid business consultant. I see you've named your business ""Dale's Paint Supplies"" but what if it was named ""Best Dog Memes"""

"I am the all knowing oracle, you may ask me one question ""How do you pronounce quinoa?"" [it's just covered in sweat] um can u ask me another"

"My german shepard doesn't like dog food, so we have that in common."

"When birds fly in a 'V' formation, one arm of the V is usually longer than the other. Do you know why that is? There are more birds on that side."