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Joke of the Day

"ME: we can do this GOOGLE SMART CAR: we can't clear the bridge ME: *mashes 'im feeling lucky' button*"

"Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on? He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed."

"If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're unique Just like everyone else"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""You read my mind, buddy."""

"One liner So two law students walk into a bar"

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Beats me, but the flag's a big plus."

"Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone... We jacked up the price."

"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... It's also terrible"

"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships ? At parking meteors !"