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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Beats me, but the flag's a big plus."
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"What do you call a Jamaican guy on the internet? A digimon."
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""echo"" can you use it in a sentence? SENTENCE entence entece ece ce"
"If you stand in front of a mirror & repeat your top tweet 3X, your pretwitter self appears, smacks you & throws your phone in the toilet."
"Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me."
"What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread? A clubbed sandwich"
"this guy said i had a chip on my shoulder. i looked over and saw a bowl of salsa on his. i knew right then kids. your father was my soulmate"
"Phones are getting smarter and thinner. People, not so much."
"Does racism still exist? Let's go to this panel of white people to find out."
"Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing... ...but they call it ""manscape architecture"""