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Joke of the Day
"Irony Just an alloy of Fe and Yttrium"
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"Your Honor the defense rests. They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Nothing. she couldn't speak while gagging"
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""
"I'm going as ""Twitter Elite"" for Halloween. I'm going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me."
"My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo."
"What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."
"How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it."
"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."