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Joke of the Day

"I think the most pressing question for the Pope should be, ""so like, after 7pm in the Vatican, what do you do? Just, like, sit in there?"""

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"What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be? An Ex-Man."
"Don't worry, it's not sexist! I'm half woman on my mothers side."
"If you lead a horse to pretzels and then to water, he will definitely drink."
"I've lost all the aces from this deck of cards. I just can't deal with this."
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. Homophobia is God's way of teaching us the names of Republican governors."
"I took a girl to Fight Club. Terrible place for a first date. We had nothing to talk about."
"Got an email from an airline inviting me to""Discover America"". I've replied with a link to the Wikipedia page about Christopher Columbus."
"Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes? She was running out of things to read."
"Someone said my clothes were gay I said ""yeah they came out of the closet this morning"""