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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
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"I work at a women's shoe store Sometimes I tie the laces together... Bitches be trippin'"
"I was having dinner with my folks when dad called me a son of a bitch. I said, ""Listen, I don't disagree--but she's sitting right THERE."""
"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck. Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant"
"Gonna put on an orange vest and start digging a hole until someone stops me."
"I heard it's a good night to see the Perseid meteor shower . . . . . . but I haven't heard how it got dirty."
"What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month? The Imperial March."
"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk..."
"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that but it's also terrible."