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Joke of the Day

"Do you know the worst thing about sex? The part where you have to bury them afterwards."

"Have you heard of the hard-working blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."

"Based on the rate of sagging pants, it is predicted that by 2017, people will just pull their pants behind them with a rope."

"Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair"

"How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!"

"If I was a fish... I'd be a broke trout."

"What's the difference between a bum and a crust punk Patches ;D"

"I like to tickle my girlfriend when we have anal sex Just for shits and giggles"

"As an American, the moment I stop feeling full is the perfect time for a light snack. Or maybe a whole cheesecake or dozen donuts. Whatever."

"What do you call unleavened cheese? Matzahrella"