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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts."

"Last night I ate a full package of Cinncinati zoo Gosh, I must've spent hours in the bathroom."

"A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed"

"[millipede preschool] head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes..."

"The best jokes are often unintentional; take this one for example What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."

"I have a fetish for paradoxes. They really turn me off."

"WIFE: Don't embarrass me in front of my boss, he's colorblind ME: Duh [later at party] ME: [to boss] So when did you learn Colorbraille?"

"Did you hear about the woman who died at an orgy last night? She went down swinging."

"Always get double toppings on take out pizza so you can eat one of the toppings off as an appetizer during your drive home."

"Did you hear about the guys who stole Ar off the periodic table? They Argon and got away."