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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse? Brothel sprouts."

"""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Control Freak"" ""Con"" ""Okay, now you say, ""Control Freak who?"""""

"Did you know Jesus had a Ford That's why he walked everywhere"

"MASTURBATE JOKE DAD: Son if you masturbate to much you'll go blind SON: Hey dad I'm over here."

"I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole."

"Having trouble finding paper towels. I need a Bounty hunter."

"When do terrorists go to bed? 9:11pm"

"What did the number 0 say to the number 8? Nice belt. :)"

"My phone just changed CrossFit to Croissant, this phone really knows me better than any human."

"People ask me to do things months in advance and I'm like, WOW, how does it feel not to expect you might die by freak accident at any time?"