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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive."
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"A skeleton walks into a bar and says... ""Barkeeper, I'll have a beer and a mop"""
"Dear Idiot: It's HOMEOpath, not HOMOpath. Homopath is like a crazy gay dude."
"What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Kurt Cobain? Hitler had a reason to kill himself."
"I know 3 people who are clinically insane: Me."
"What do you call a German barber? Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)"
"Poor Pascal... he gets no girls at all... but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, ... Coincidence?"
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the other side."
"What does Osama bin Laden and my wife's clitoris have in common? Took me 10 years to find it, but when I did; killed it!"
"A girl asked me for a dick pic. I told her sorry, my phone doesn't take panoramic pics."