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Joke of the Day
"Why does the squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry."
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"New career ambition: have an office and big chair that I can slowly turn Bond villain-esquely around in to greet my enemies."
"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint"
"*kneels to pray* ""Hello, God?"" ""YOU'VE REACHED CUSTOMER SUPPORT."" ""Who is this?"" ""MY NAME IS BRAD."" ""Are you in Heaven, Brad?"" ""NO, INDIA."""
"My grandpa died in the holocaust... He fell off the guard tower."
"Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools? They were looking in Oldowan places"
"If you're in a plane above LA... What happens if you are in a plane above Los Angeles, and when you look out the window there are no clouds beneath you? U C L A"
"What's the difference between a decrepit rickety bus and the Egyptian god of death? One is an old bus and the other is Anubis."
"Why did the scout leader get arrested? They caught him eating a brownie"