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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no will to live? Willis."
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"""Were dining on the finest china tonight"" A Chinese man then walks in and lays down on your table"
"Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego. San Diego, you idiot."
"If CON is the opposite of PRO is congress the opposite of progress?"
"Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the ""11"" in ""9-1-1""."
"A cashier working a dead end minimum wage job found a way out, by having sex with the register He came into some money"
"Why is ""abbreviation"" such a long word? "
"Where do elephants keep their reproductive organs? On their feet because when they step on you, you're fucked."
"What goes, ""Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."" ? An Amish drive-by shooting."
"You can't trust atoms... They make up everything."