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Joke of the Day

"The star singer of Gangnam Style should invent his own style of fashion/furnishing... He could call it **PSY Chic** ..He *knows* you'd like it."

"What type of car does a dinosaur drive? a priustoric!"

"I sent ten puns to an online contest... I was hoping at least one would win a prize but no pun in ten did."

"I hate when my boyfriend's snoring wakes me up and then I realize it was my snoring and I don't have a boyfriend and I'm going to die alone."

"What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A bird that lays down !"

"What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick"

"Christian Singles sounds like a Kraft product."

"Sperm is the best glue Have you ever seen a human being falling apart?"

"Which famous hip hop group are very open about their ongoing battle with their bowel habits? Public Enema"

"Of course I'm not leaving. I'm just going to step outside for a minute. (Runs to car)"