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Joke of the Day
"Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper? C4."
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"It's really cold this year in Motown... Three Degrees... Four Tops"
"What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......"
"Did you hear about the overweight, alcoholic transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary."
"Two nuts were walking down the street.. One was assaulted"
"How can you tell a gamer from a rugby player? Ask them if they play league."
"What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One - they are quite efficient and not very funny."
"A solid athiest joke. So, a black man and God walk into a bar. The black man gets served first because God doesn't exist."
"What is Jesus's least favorite gun? A nail gun."