124958

Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped."

"If mummies are from egypt, then where are daddies from?"

"What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong."

"What kind of computer can also sing? A Dell."

"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"

"Cease & desist to all of Reddit I've trademarked PLAGIARISM and seek to protect my trademark from infringement."

"What is spidermas favourite type of rice Uncle Ben's"

"Spreading a woman's legs is like spreading butter... It can be done with a credit card, but I prefer to use a knife."

"My dad said ""Always leave them wanting more."" That's how he lost his job in disaster relief."

"When Doves get married in a parallel universe they release screaming humans from the cage."