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Joke of the Day
"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!"
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"Why did the cat cross the road? Because curiousity was on the other side"
"A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time."
"What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)"
"The easiest way to create a feeling a suspense. ..."
"A girl asked me for sex yesterday. I had to disappoint her. We had sex."
"Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65."
"What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes? Discreet uniform distribution"
"What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren? British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek."
"Note to self: don't set your password reminder as ""you should know this"""