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Joke of the Day
"A girl asked me for sex yesterday. I had to disappoint her. We had sex."
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"My answer to everything today will be FUCK YOU, I'M AN ANTEATER!"
"Don't forget to use social media to say Happy Fathers Day to your father who doesn't use social media and won't see it"
"Jesus one said: ""he who lives by the sword will die by the sword"" Apparently Jesus loved crossfit"
"Though my heart is a fist, I really do my girlfriend"
"Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool."
"El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth."
"I thought I defeated this dragon, but he's been following me around... I beat him off with a sword"
"Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one."
"What do you call a French whore? Lahore."