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"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? You don't know...? Oh.. Man, that's lame."
"What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants!"
"MY friends are like second-day socks... They come through in a pinch, but they really stink sometimes."
"What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence. The other is an Iraqi Army base."
"A wise man once said nothing."
"Wanna hear a short joke? Joke. Ok, But do you wanna hear a longer joke? Joooooooooooooooooooooooooke"
"What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox."
"What's the difference between a onion and a prostitute? I don't cry when I cut prostitutes."
"Saw a friend really drunk last night so I took his car keys from him. Felt good, he was so drunk I doubt he remembers who stole his car"