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Joke of the Day

"In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik's Cube to solve it"

"I heard Venezuelan currency has inflated so much they are weighing it instead of counting it. Looks like they finally transitioned from bolivars to pounds."

"I own box sets of both the Star Wars and Star Trek franchises in case you were wondering if virginity can grow back."

"Where do holy men sleep? Monk beds."

"I got tasered by a female cop the other night.. never have I laid eyes upon a more stunning beauty."

"I'm so hungry I could Instagram a horse."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye But I had to break it off because she was seeing someone on the side."

"What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?... Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and an Irishman? [OC] One has passed a BAR."

"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? I'm in a High Occupancy lane Cop: Yes...wait IS THAT A JOINT? Yeah I'm HIGH lol Cop: My bad, free to go"