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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half-way. Wokka wokka!"
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"What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom? The Captain's Log."
"Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife is dead."
"What happens when a plant is sad? The other plants have to photosympathize with it"
"A pencil sketch artists' greatest dilemma..... 2B or not 2B?"
"*waits until a bird falls asleep, quietly creeps beside it's nest* HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO HELLO ARE YOU AWAKE!?!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS!?!"
"Last year i was miserable and depressed, But this year I've turned it around, I'm depressed and miserable"
"I got into a heated debate with my friend about time travel... We really opened a can of wormholes."
"Caught red handed I walked in on my wife masturbating while on her period again."