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Joke of the Day
"Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue"
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"two peanuts were walking down the street. one was a salted."
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"You know what they say, once you go black.... You're a single mom."
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"""Yes I understand that's your face, but it's also the place where I need to put my butthole."" - Cats"