226071
Joke of the Day
"Communicating with Cattle by I. Ken Mooue"
Next Joke
"A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar After requesting a drink, the bartender says, ""OK... but just don't start anything."""
"Big testicle Is it weird that my one testicle is bigger than my other two?"
"I'd like to share a joke with you that my 2yo nephew told me. 2yo: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? 2yo: I don't know. *leaves"
"What does an unfunny person tell a salad? Teach me senpai! http://imgur.com/jxe8KFk"
"Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color? M'genta"
"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"
"Why are Santa's balls so big? Because he only comes once a year."
"What do you call an economist at an amusement park who is just sitting around? A lazy fair goer!"
"Siri, what kind of candy is in that van?"