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Joke of the Day

"TIL: The Flintstones is actually quite controversial in Saudi Arabia, because Dubai really doesn't like it... But Abu Dhabi do!"

"Have I ever taught you South american Judo? Judo know if I have a knife, Judo know if I got a gun."

"I am a unicorn hunter You don't see any unicorns around do you?"

"What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies? An ambulance."

"What did Kim say when she found an armpit hair in her margarine container? ... I can't believe it's not butt-hair"

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair."

"Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But U'm going to miss her terribly.'"

"I beat my wife at dominos the other night. She needs to learn that I choose the pizza toppings."

"I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!"

"Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ? Last Winter she was knocked down by a snow plough"