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Joke of the Day
"What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good? Well its a little Chewy"
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"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints"
"I was making out with my girlfriend in my car when she said ""OOH DARMOK!! KISS ME DOWN WHERE IT SMELLS!"" ...so I drove her to New Jersey."
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? Dude, how the hell do you breathe through that thing?!?"
"How does a Mexican keep warm ? They use chicken for heaters"
"I heard there's a woman going about with twelve nipples. Sounds absurd. Dozen tit."
"""This is the ride that killed Jimmy."" - me in line, loudly, at amusement parks"
"SERIOUS WARNING! Do not go outside! On the 31st December around 11:59pm. Do not go outside your house otherwise chances are, you will not come back until next year!!! Please tell everyone u care for."
"What's the difference between oooh and ahh? 3 inches"
"Here's a question. If you and your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife switched phones and Facebook profiles for 24 hrs would you still have a relationship!!!!"