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Joke of the Day

"My go-to office prank is to sneak onto someone's unattended Facebook page and post ""I'm undecided, which should I get, iPhone or Android?"""

"A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P"

"You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said... ""What a treasure"" and your dad said ""Lets go bury it!"""

"Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection"

"My seven year old grandson made this one up. Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery? Because it was dead."

"Why are there no owls here? I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters"

"Why Doesn't Humpty Dumpty Believe in Anything? Because he's an EGGnostic!"

"Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber? A: Moo."

"The year is 1981. Everybody's working for the weekend. 2044: the weekend becomes sentient. 2048: Everybody's working for the weekend."

"People are always asking me, ""When are you going to learn to drive?"" I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi."