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Joke of the Day

"I was so surprised when he said those three little words to me: ""You're embarrassingly bad at math. This is over."""

"Dear Google Maps, Don't insult me by telling me to head ""southwest"". If I knew where southwest was, I wouldn't be using you. Kthnxbye"

"Girls : ""Do I look fat?"" A girl asked a high-school boy, ""Do I look fat?"" The boy replied, ""Where?"" [teenage]"

"How does a Jewish guy make beer? Hebrews it. :)"

"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."

"What do you call a rogue toaster? A rebel appliance."

"I just made an April Fool's joke. Too soon?"

"I shot a frog once. It croaked."

"Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this?"""

"Did you know beer makes you smarter. As it made Bud Wieser."