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Joke of the Day
"Moses walks into a bar And says ""I'll just halve water"""
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"What do you call a couple having sex in a moving car? Burning rubber"
"Somebody left a baby at my front door today, and I have no idea what to do with it. I just hope it's gone by tomorrow."
"Why did Vietnam revolt against the French? Because they knew they would Nguyen."
"It's funny to randomly say mid-conversation: Are you implying I'm gay?"
"My mother told me I was so good at arguing that I should be a lawyer. I said bullshit!"
"I just took a poop so black, I sent an Instagram of it to Kim Kardashian and she asked what team it plays for"
"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotapuss"
"A square, a triangle and a hexagon walk into a bar, the bartender says ""Looks like you boys could use a round"""