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Joke of the Day
"Moses walks into a bar And says ""I'll just halve water"""
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"What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns? East Timor?"
"Whenever I use idioms in the wrong context... ...people look at me as if I'm as thick as thieves!"
"What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ? Two abominable snowballs"
"Someone screwed with my autocorrect, and when I catch them... Alpha cum up"
"Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy."
"Where will everyone be sitting at Carrie Fisher's funeral Pew Pew Pew"
"I think I've figured out Dr Who's first name Guess"
"I'm allowed to make racist jokes because my Mother in Law is Korean And she love me long time"
"The doctor recommended cutting back on alcohol for a better quality of life. Then he saw my wife who had come to pick me up! He said, ""You can consume all the drinks you want, it's healthy."""