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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? Its ok, They're awake now"

"Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly? He wanted to get Yoda off his back."

"I'm just gonna go ahead and change my boys names to ""Stop making that stupid noise"" and ""Where are your shoes?""."

"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"

"Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are."

"Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... ...but enough about Kanye West."

"A dyslexic poet that has a fetish for rim licks."

"There's plenty of deeply disturbed fish in the sea."

"Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, ""School Ahead, Go Slow!"""

"People who say ""the waiting is the hardest part""... ...have never used Viagra"