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Joke of the Day

"I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well... I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh."

"A short Ramadan joke Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?!?!? Because we fast."

"Your momma's so fat....she tried to upload a selfie to the Internet and got an error ""Not Enough Storage Space"""

"What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home."

"Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)"

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last hit was the wall."

"Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as ""grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube."""

"Your mother's cooking"

"""Snitches get stitches,"" I whisper to my 3 year old as he watches me brush Oreo crumbs from the bed sheets."

"""I love plates."" - Plato"